Original Pickup Lines (Last update: 08/10/08)©
Yeah. I dug into the deep recesses of outdated social networking sites to bring out my next blog topic. Recently, I came across some friends exchanging pickup lines. I am KIND OF a pickup line genius. I think of them all the time... And I have compiled them into one short list.If you can't find cheesey pickup lines humorous, then stop reading now... i mean if you didn't then why the heck did you click on a blog entitled 'pickup lines?'
Most of you know that one of my favorite things to do is swap pickup lines. And some of you know that I don't use them to fetch me my women. Even less of you know that I make up my own from time to time. So here's a list that I've made up without hearing from or looking up from other people or on the internet......
1) You must be a box of Lucky Charms, cuz you lookin' magically DELICIOUS
2) You're so beautiful, that it's almost a shame to blink.
3) The thing that finally gets me to sleep is the thought that I may dream of you.
4) I was told that I could only hope to meet a girl like you, thanks for making my dreams come true.
5) It must suck being as hot as you are. Your icecream probably melts before it gets to your mouth, and you can't be within 20 feet of some vehicles.
6) I'm sorry, there's no smoking inside this building. I'll have to escort you outside. [If she doesn't get it] (I'm not smoking!) Yeah you are.... smokin' hot!
7) So... I hear your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
8) GIVE IT BACK! (Give what back?) You just stole my heart!
9) Girl, you're like a broken pace maker, cuz you made my heart skip a beat.
10) Can I have it back please? (what?) You just took my breath away.
11) So... do you like fat guys with no money?
12) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, *Points to line target* TEN!
(explanation: perfect 10. the girl is a 'ten')
13) How's your fever? (what?) I guess you just looked hot to me.
14) It's not St. Patty's day, but I'll let you pinch me anyways!!!
15) I'm FilipiNO, but I bet you could turn me into a filipiYES!
16) Do you have a twin sister? (no) Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world.
17) If you were a new burger at McDonald's, then you'd probably be called the McBeautiful .
18) Wow... you're so gorgeous, that you made me forget my pickup line
19) My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in.
20) So.. were you born beautiful, of did you have to work on it?
21) I wish i were in my favorite place right now. Why? Where's your favorite place? In your arms.
23) Somebody call the baker, cus he's missing a sweetie pie RIGHT HERE.
24) FOUND YOU! I'm on a scavenger hunt, and the LAST thing we need is the most beautiful woman in the world. Please come with me...
25) Ey baby, you need to be in a coffee cup labeled "contents: HOT"
26) ACHOOOO! Bless You. Thanks... I must be allergic to sexy.
27) Hey. I came to check out how things were here, but found myself checking YOU out instead... (works well in a library or video rental store: e.g. check out a book.. check out a movie.. not that i would use these)
28) I never used to believe in love at first sight.... until i saw you.
29) When I fell for you, I fell flat on my face. How bout kissing away the pain?
30) Wanna get some coffee? I know a place.
31) If you were a grind for coffee, I think you'd be set for a turkish grind. Cus your'e super fine. I'm a barista, I would know.
32) I can't wait 'till tomorrow... Cus I bet you get more beautiful everyday.
33) I think I need to call the SWAT team... cus you're the bomb
34) If my heart had a myspace, you'd be number one on its top friends.
35) You in a gang? cus your body's BANGIN!
36) FINALLY! I found someone to put in my 'who I'd like to meet section' on myspace!
36) Heyyy.. do you know if they got anything in here as sweet as you are? (in a place they serve sweet items... coffee, drinks..)
37) I bet you look better in person than on myspace.
38) I wish I had transition glasses, cus your beauty is radiant.
39) You're so fly, you make birds look lazy.
40) You remind me of a rockband guitar, I just wanna hold you.
(yeah. i know. i work for the coffee bean(and tea leaf), get over it)
Yeah... so if any of these were over your head, then feel free to comment, and I'll explain. I assure you, i made all of these up pretty much on my own.
